If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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