she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
Randomize
