That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
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Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
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My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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