Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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