Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
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Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
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It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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