would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
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I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
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I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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