I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
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and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
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I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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