All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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