they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
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So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
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if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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