i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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