I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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