I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
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It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
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It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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