forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
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the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
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I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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