They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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