Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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