But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Randomize
