I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
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But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
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I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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