i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
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Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I fill condoms, not promises.
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Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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