If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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