To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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