Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
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Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
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Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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