After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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