Don't you send me to vm
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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