I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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