She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
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Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
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