Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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