Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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