Sry I called you an 8
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
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