It's Friday. Sex?
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
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it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
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Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.