I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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