in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
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I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
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he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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