im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
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I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
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I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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