Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
