allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
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so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
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I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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