we have officially lost it.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
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wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
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Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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