Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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