btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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