is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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