Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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