just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
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The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
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Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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