Girls should come with a carfax report
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Less talking, more tequila
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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