How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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