its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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