Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
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We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
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Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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