just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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