Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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