ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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