i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
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