where does the pee come out of this thing
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
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I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
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Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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