I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
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when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
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Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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