Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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