ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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