Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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