Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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